Jack Palazzo

Finally, the obituary for the bump has been written. It is simply too risky to knock players off the ball. Even one of the shortest players in the AFL, Eddie Betts, can’t help but take out a player’s head. So now, he misses four weeks for unintentionally making contact with someone’s head. Yep, four weeks, yep, he didn’t mean to do it and yep, it was close to the ball. Anyone remember Lindsay Thomas? Oh that’s right, he purposely changed direction, off the ball, in order to take out Reid and leave him on the sidelines for weeks. He should’ve been banned for at least five I hear you say, well, he copped three. Oh, and remember Justin Koschitzke, who, off the ball, stuck his elbow out and collected a player in the face, do I hear bids of six and seven? Well, he copped two. I’m confused, the players are confused, the coaches are confused and footy is becoming difficult to watch at times.

Knock on the match review panel over, now I’m going after the rules of the game committee. It is not the umpire’s fault that our game is so badly over officiated, they are pawns. The free kicks that are paid when (Geelong) players drive their heads into the hands or bodies of others is becoming a joke. The ‘too high’ rule is in place to stop players having their heads ripped off, not to prevent light knocks and touches, it’s becoming basketball, and no one wants that. Furthermore, marking and ruck contests have always been, and should continue to be contests of strength. Now, thanks to the Naitanui rule, they are jumping matches. Defenders simply have no chance unless they stage free kicks. It’s amazing how much ‘AFL people’ criticise Soccer, yet the worst part of that game, simulation, is being encouraged by the rules and officiating in the AFL.

Let’s hope, amidst all the confusion we can see some decent footy this weekend, however, it’s shaping up to be another easing tipping week.

Friday

West Coast vs North Melbourne PS 8.40pm

Kerr, Selwodd, Masten, Waters back in and Naitanui in his second game. This is the look of the premiership fancied Eagles. They are putting their strongest side of the year out on their home turf on the big Friday night stage. North will hope Brent Harvey continues from his fantastic start and will be praying Swallow is fit enough to contribute. I don’t think Majak Daw can equal his efforts from last week if he has to play on Glass or Waters whilst Petrie has been quite disappointing so far this year. West Coast are slowly finding their feet and it’s a long way to come back from for the loser of this game who will be 3-5. Both sides seasons are delicately poised, it is very much a final in May and I think the Eagles will be too strong. Eagles by 19 points.

Saturday

Essendon vs Brisbane ES 1.45pm

Essendon crashed back down to Earth due to a footy less from the Cats. Brisbane simply do not know how to win, even in front of their own fans as they let a golden opportunity slip against the Weagles. Essendon welcome back Stanton and Ryder whilst Simon Black is sure to play a full game for the Lions. Too much is still left to Rockliff and Brown however and they will not be able to compete against a side keen to cement themselves in the top four. Dons by 55 points.

Hawthorn vs GWS AU 2.10pm

Hawthorn love it down in Tassie. They only difficult decision here is working out how our Supercoach sides will be affected – who will they rest? Hawks  by 85 points.

Gold Coast vs Western Bulldogs MS 4.40pm

A couple of good ins for the Dogs certainly lends weight to the idea they can start to climb the ladder. Brett Goodes has been a revelation whilst Koby Stevens is certainly handy. Tom ‘the tackling machine’ Liberatore provides the grunt whilst Coonery seems to be heading towards career best form. However, whilst their midfield is strong, with big Minson consistently providing the engine room with first use, the Dogs are consistently exposed at either end of the ground. They rely too heavily on Murphy to be everywhere, Grant and Jones have not developed and to be honest, I couldn’t tell you who plays in their backline. The Suns are hot (haha, see what I did there). Gazza, Bennel and the rest of the young brigade a re dominating, Rischitelli can’t even find a way into the side. On their home patch I’m expecting the Suns to be too strong, with Dixon to kick five. Suns by 12 points.

Collingwood vs Geelong MCG 7.40pm

Greatly anticipated clash between two of the best sides of the last five years. Initially I thought it was going to be a close one but the outs for Collingwood are far too significant. Thomas, Shaw and Clarke all not playing, whilst Ball’s inclusion helps, it is not enough to drag the Pies over the line. Especially as Hunt and Corey return for the Cats who continue to move from strength to strength. Cats by 23 points.

Sydney vs Fremantle SCG 7.40pm

The big men are back for both sides this week with the inclusions of Mumford and Clarke. Fremantle will be welcoming the return of Fyfe with open arms however on the smaller ground their outsiders runners will be curtailed. Sydney simply play the ground better than anyone else – as they should mind you. Swans by 25 points.

Sunday

Carlton vs Port Adelaide ES 1.10pm

Having cost the Blues the game by being suspended for being a dickhead, Waite is back this week and the misfiring Carlton forward line will welcome him with open arms. Betts and Yarran miss whilst Jamison should have recovered throughout the week to the point where he will be able to lift his arm. No major changes for the Power who are continuing their steady decline down the ladder. I don’t think they will be able to run with the Carlton midfield and I’m expecting Marc Murphy to have a breakout match and win the battle with Boak. Blues by 36 points.

Richmond vs Melbourne MCG 3.20pm

Much needed bye for the Tigers. Tiges by 80 points.

Adelaide vs St. Kilda AS 4.40pm

Both sides relatively unchanged for this crucial clash. Its interesting how given that they would both have finals aspirations, both sides would consider this game one they should be winning. The Saints will have newfound belief after upsetting the Blues last week whilst the Crows would have been smiling all week following their demolition in the Suns. They ,may have found one, in forward Lynch who bagged 10. On familiar dirt I think the Crows midfield guns will hit top form, expect Dangerfield and Sloane to dominate, whilst Thompson does the hard stuff. Crows by 15 points.

Jack Palazzo

Last week highlighted the quality gap in footy at the moment. It really was an incredible week of contenders vs pretenders. Who else picked nine? Oh yeah, everyone. Very little to talk about really, Port were found out by North who had been luckless until that point. Richmond’s reality check continues having now lost three in a row and are sitting . . . haha . . . ninth. The Essendon seconds overcame GWS despite being down at half time and Adelaide reminded everyone why they were a preliminary finalist for two quarters, then they reminded everyone that they were only there because of their draw.

Much was meant to be revealed with regards to the doping scandal this week however it was not to be the case. Hird has admitted that the report was tough to read yet the public are none the wiser. Whilst the push during a marking contest rule sunk to new lows. Anyone see the Scott Thompson decision? Not only was it not in the back but newborn puppies could push harder than that. The AFL and Jeff Gieschen have defended the rule while continuing to proclaim that they aren’t killing physicality – I’m lost.

At least we can look forward to a round filled with important, mouth watering games.

Friday

Geelong vs Essendon ES 7.50

I know the ground has a contract, but why oh why is this top of the table blockbuster between two undefeated sides at Docklands! They will pack it out instead of attracting 75,000+ to the G. Massive shame, anyway, both of these sides are in great form. Geelong however seem to have harder a more difficult start having overcome Hawthorn, Sydney and North along the way. I think its fair to say that the only side of note that Essendon have beaten is Collingwood. In any case Essendon are expecting the returns of Hurley, Heppel, Ryder, Winderlich and Fletcher. Not sure how they will go first start but it will certainly boost the bombers. However I think the uncertainty around the form of the inclusions couple with Geelong’s remarkable beginning to the season means Cats by 11 points.

Saturday

Port Adelaide vs Richmond AS 1.15pm

Richmond have travelled to Adelaide well in the past winning three of their last four. With that irrelevant fact in mind, this is still a very difficult one to call and I’ve changed my tip twice this week. Richmond will be smarting after three losses in a row and will not want the ledger to read negative. Port Adelaide are going to begin to be found out against the better sides and show that they aren’t quite up to it yet. I think they will slide down the ladder and out of the eight by season’s end. Tigs by 24 points.

Brisbane vs West Coast G 2.30pm

West Coast look like they are back in town after they pulled the dogs’ pants down last week. Whilst Brisbane were humbled by the Swans. I think that pretty says it all about where these teams are headed. Eagles by 45 points.

Western Bulldogs vs North Melbourne ES 4.40pm

Another chance for North to climb the ladder and for my Brownlow smoky, Andrew Swallow, to start racking up the votes. The Bulldogs are, once again, irrelevant. There is nothing to smile about and they should offload all of cross Cooney and Boyd at season’s end so they can bring in some seriously good young talent for the future. Also, Boomer Harvey is back in town, North by 38 points.

Hawthorn vs Sydney MCG 7.40pm

The last of three blockbusters. Hawthorn have been in sparkling form, dispatching all who have come before them since their loss to Geelong in round one. The big Saturday night stage is the perfect opportunity for Franklin to return to form after two goal-less weeks. His importance is amplified with the absence of the enigmatic Cyril Rioli this week. Sydney have a full bill of health but have not managed to hit their straps yet this season. Reid and Jetta both ran into some much needed form last week although I reckon even Koschitzke could be played into form against Brisbane. I think the Hawks will exact some revenge for last years heart break with Sydney still looking slightly under done for me. Hawks by 8 points.

Fremantle vs Collingwood PS 5.40pm

Fremantle have been decimated by injuries – again. They struggled to overcome the Gold Coast and with so many stars still out I simply can’t see them matching Collingwood who have regained Ball and Thomas’ mojo in the last week. No Pav no Bradley means the Dockers have nothing to kick to. The Collingwood half backs like Heath Shaw are going to dominate. Pies by 27 points.

Sunday

GWS vs Adelaide SK 1.10pm

Good thinking from the AFL. This Sunday is mother’s day so fixture two games that no one would have watched anyway. They struggle with the rules of the game but if they have half a chance to squeeze a penny out of the fixture, there’s no better going around. Oh yeah – Crows by 54 points.

Melbourne vs Gold Coast MCG 4.40pm

No Trengove and no Grimes is going to make it difficult for the dees. Only location is making me lean towards Melbourne. Perhaps coupled with the fact that unbelievably I think the dees’ worst six are better than the sun’s – for now. Dees by 4 points.

Monday

St. Kilda vs Carlton ES 7.40pm

Carlton are never a guarantee at Docklands however I can’t see them losing this one. The Blues seem to be clicking into gear under Mick and despite losing the dumbest player in footy for two weeks – Jarrad Waite you owe Carlton the rest of this season – I think Carlton will be far too quick for the ageing St. Kilda midfield. Dal Santo clearly doesn’t care anymore whilst Hayes takes all tackling pressure with him to the sideline. Blues by 35 points.

Jack Palazzo

Big round on the field last week. The Tiges received another reality check, Hawthorn found a way to win against the odds, the Blues are back, Port keep winning and Melbourne are still rubbish.

I can already here Richmond supporter crying foul. First of all, I would like to point out that the umpire, under the circumstances did the correct thing. If the ball strikes an umpire and remains in play, it is play on. It should however mention that the umpire, given that he was in line with the shot for goal, should never have been in the way, he had ample time to move. Having said that though, Vickery, do what you are paid to do and mark the ball. Finally people calling for a review of the decision, not only is all of the video evidence incredibly inconclusive but the correct decision was made anyway. If you ask me, Richmond should have never let the lead slip in the last minute anyway, how could you possibly leave all that space in the defensive arc for Ballantyne to run into. In the fight for finals spots these are the moment that will cost sides like Richmond. It was an immature way to lose and blaming the umpires is equally immature.

That game was one of three decided by less than a kick last week. Port Adelaide’s comeback perhaps the most remarkable of the season so far. Despite being 5-0 if we are honest that was their first reputable victory. To pull the premiership fancied West Coast Eagles back from forty one points down was nothing short of extraordinary, Port will surely start to believe they are good enough. It will be interesting to see how they go when they play a string of top sides in a row.

Finally, it seems like Essendon are in real trouble. It will be a terrible shame if their excellent record will be a result of cheating because they seem to play better, harder and stronger for longer. That fact aroused the suspicions of Carlton after they were on the end of an Essendon belting early last year and they now find themselves embroiled in a farcical hidden microphone scandal. Quite ridiculous really however the message it sends is that even other clubs had suspected Essendon of foul play. I have my fingers crossed for the Bombers, I sincerely hope they are clean, for the good of the game however when the truth comes out I have a feeling its going to be very, as Al Gore would put it, inconvenient.

Just some food for thought before a dive into this week’s games, Steven Dank and Mark Thompson were both at Geelong throughout a golden era. They were both at Essendon during the alleged performance enhancing drug taking. Surely I’m not the only one to make this connection, could Geelong find themselves in a spot of bother? Gee, I hope not.

Friday

Collingwood vs St. Kilda ES 7.50pm

Jolly and Krakour are two massive ins for the Pies this week. They will be desperate for a win to keep up with the top four, whilst St. Kilda are lost. Call it rebuilding rejuvenating revolutionising refreshing or playing terribly doesn’t matter really, the fact is that, Hayes and Riewoldt aside, the Saints old brigade look disinterested and the youngsters aren’t up to it. It is a worrying combination I think they will be in the hole for a while to come Pies by 45 points.

Saturday

Essendon vs Greater Western Sydney ES 1.45pm

Bunch of skinny kids against drugged up animals? Not much of a contest is it really. Bombers by 75 points.

North Melbourne vs Port Adelaide BA 2.10pm

Second best game of the round. Quite an intriguing fixture really, both sides at near full strength, both with young exciting lists, however one wins games. Port Adelaide will begin to be found out over the coming weeks as their fixture becomes dramatically more difficult. North have played pretty good footy against some top quality sides so far this year. However their fans will surely be disappointed with their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. They should’ve beaten Hawthorn and Geelong and the ladder would look very different. They will click into gear in Hobart and Port will cop their first loss Roos by 18 points.

Adelaide vs Hawthorn AS 4.40pm

The wheels are falling off for Adelaide. I think top eight is gone. Misfiring midfield and no Tippet or Walker have transformed this premiership contending powerhouse into a mediocre struggler. I can’t imagine how they could roll the flag favourites even on their own patch. Hawks lose Rioli but gain Sewell who will win plenty of footy. Despite being ordinary last week they will bounce back and Buddy won’t kick 0.5 again, mark my words; he’s in for a big one. Hawks by 23 points.

Richmond vs Geelong MCG 7.40pm

This should be the most exciting game of the week. Both sides play pretty good footy to watch and I think they’ll throw up a classic. The Tigers must be feeling wounded after two losses in a row, whilst Geelong are flying high, doing enough to win every week. Chapman and Hawkins are two huge ins for Geelong and make them much more unpredictable going forward. The time spent by Harry Taylor in the forward line is also a brilliant move by Scott who seems to continue to encourage the best from the old and young players alike. Richmond simply don’t have the steel or the class to run with the Cats for four quarters, they rely far too heavily on Riewoldt and Cotchin having great games to pull them through. Cats by 9 points.

Gold Coast vs Fremantle MS 7.40pm

No Pavlich, No Fyfe, No Bradley, No Hill, No Freo? I’m not sure but it certainly adds a layer of intrigue to this otherwise boring clash. Despite it being the longest road trip in footy, you would expect Freo to head to the Gold Coast and get the job done without too much fuss. However the Gold Coast have the power to surprise if Jaeger, Bennel and Gazza bring their A games. This could be closer than many people think however Freo will have the quality to get over the line. Freo by 12 points.

Sunday

Sydney vs Brisbane SCG 1.10pm

We have only seen one quarter of the best of the Swans so far this year, that was when they dispatched the Roos a few weeks ago. I have a feeling they will make us wait longer. Brisbane isn’t worth the premier’s best effort and will be slowly dismantled. Swans by 25 points.

Carlton vs Melbourne MCG 3.20pm

This will be a walk in the park for the Blues whose best players are slowly returning. It is the perfect opportunity to ease Betts and Waite through full games whilst the midfield plays keepings off. If Carrazzo beats Jones, its game over, if Jones gets 30 touches, they’ll still lose, there really is nothing to smile about at Melbourne. Blues by 45 points.

West Coast Eagles vs Western Bulldogs PS 2.40pm

This is exactly what the Eagles needed. An easy game at home against rubbish opposition to play their stars back into form. Kennedy to kick plenty and Naitanui to gather heaps of it in his first game back. Eagles by 54 points.

Jack Palazzo

It really is not like me to take pot shots at the umpires, however I was disgusted with their effort at the G at the end of the third quarter. Essendon were slightly in front but the game was certainly in the balance then two of the softest, most ridiculous free kicks gifted Essendon two goals and the momentum to run away with the game. I do not mean to take credit away from the Bombers who played extraordinarily well, but I can’t help but feel Collingwood has some reason to feel slightly short changed.

Sydney and St. Kilda put on a fantastic spectacle for the Kiwis. I was surprised with the Saints’ ability to stay in the contest, however class shone through in the end. Hannebury is criminally underrated and earned himself a well-deserved ANZAC medal.

I also do not normally support Eddie Maguire’s media ranting and raving, even though I believe he is an outstanding president, but his criticism of Caroline Wilson’s journalistic integrity was called for. Her standards are slipping and some of her pieces this year have been borderline ludicrous. Baseless claims with little or no regard for due diligence has severely affected her once sterling reputation. The continual harassment of Dane Swan and the hate campaign against North Melbourne were the last straws.

Friday

Fremantle vs Richmond PS 6.45pm

Fremantle at $1.55 seems like an absolute steal to me. The Tigers continue to be overrated by the bookies, so take advantage. They will not be able to match it with a sore Fremantle in the West. Freo on the other hand, desperately need to win this game to put their year back on track. Back to back losses, albeit to quality sides, has dented their campaign. They should be able to blunt the Tigers’ strength, their midfield, with their own stellar on ball brigade and I’m expecting Pavlich to finally hit form this week upon his return. Dockers by 24 points.

Saturday

Greater Western Sydney vs Gold Coast MO 1.45pm

Here we have a devastatingly dour demonstration of dismal footy. If you can’t find anything better to do on a Saturday afternoon than watch these flogs pretend to be AFL standard, you really need a hobby. It’s anyone’s game really, very much a case of who will be less shit. I’m going to say Gold Coast by 4 points because they seem to have shown a bit more this year.

Carlton vs Adelaide MCG 4.40pm

Rather important game for both clubs this one. If the Blues drop this very winnable game, they will be back to square one. The Crows may have kick-started their campaign with their demolition of the Bulldogs, however they haven’t fired against credible opposition yet. The Blues can’t be considered credible as such, but it would be a start, particularly at the G where historically Carlton play very well. The return of Eddie Betts will make a big difference to a very suspect Carlton forward line. I think the Blues pace on the wide open spaces will be too much for the Crows Blues by 19 points.

Western Bulldogs vs Geelong ES 7.40pm

This one is going to be ugly. The Cats are amazing and the Dogs are pathetic. Cats by 60 points.

Port Adelaide vs West Coast AS 7.15pm

This is an intriguing match up. Port Adelaide are unbelievably undefeated thus far and playing some decent footy, despite not beating any side of note other than their cross town rivals. The Eagles however are languishing at 1-3 and are slowly losing the chance to make the top four. On paper it’s a no brainer. However the Port names on paper seem to be playing much better on the park and vice versa for the Eagles. Having said that, the Eagles’ forwards will monster the young Port defenders and will ensure the Eagles jump back on the rails. Eagles by 12 points.

Brisbane vs Melbourne G 3.20pm

Brisbane at home are a lock, and this will be my safe bet this week at $1.15. Melbourne are terrible. I do not think their 12 goal last quarter last week represents any great change in fortune or momentum, they simply beat up on a young and tired opponent. Brisbane will hammer them into the ground, particularly with Brown finding form in the last coupe of weeks. Lions by 34 points.

Hawthorn vs North Melbourne MCG 4.40pm

Here we have the match of the round at twilight on Sunday. Hawthorn at the moment are an irresistible force, and North Melbourne seemed to kick into gear as they demolished the Lions last week. They are a talented side that can challenge anyone on their day, but their young midfield are incredibly inconsistent, if they can front up two weeks in a row we could be in a for an absolute cracker. Expect Goldstein to dominate the ruck so the Roos have the keys to the midfield battle. Their undersized backline will struggle though with all of Hale, Roughead and especially Franklin. This won’t be the blowout everyone expects. Hawks by 9 points.

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Jack Palazzo

Despite the collective scoff from people who undervalue the significance of sport, ANZAC day is probably the day I am most proud to be Australian. The football, as trivial as it is when compared to war, is an incredibly powerful symbol of conflicts that helped to mould the Australian psyche. The underdog, fun loving, larrikin, battler, digger, never-say-die, mates come first attitude is represented in football every year by two immense Australian sports clubs who rarely fail to live up to the hype. This awfully clichéd Australian stereotype makes my chest swell and my pulse quicken, there’s a sparkle in my eye every time I hear the last post at the G, followed by an almighty roar. It is great to be Australian.

However, this year, it’s not only great to be Australian. The AFL has highlighted the NZ in ANZAC with the Swans and Saints to do battle in Wellington. This is a fantastic initiative, best of luck to the concept. I hope for St. Kilda they can turn New Zealand into Hawthorn’s Tasmania. Kiwis are a sports loving people and I’m sure will embrace the rough and tumble of Aussie rules footy, this largely untapped market is a fantastic way for the AFL to expand, forget China, lets sort out our own backyard first – love it.

I’ve been amazed by the relatively low-key build up to the biggest day of the Home and Away season. However, now that the day is arrived, the excitement is palpable, the trains are packed, the dawn service this morning was electrifying and the game will be too. Continue Reading

Jack Palazzo

Post Game

Best for the Crows were Dangerfield with four goals, Sloane and Douglas who saw plenty of the footy and Thompson who stood up in the third quarter when the Crows finished off the hapless Bulldogs.

Not heaps to smile about for the Dogs, great to see Cooney and Boyd return to form, otherwise it was disappointing to see them rollover when the blowtorch was applied. Plenty of work to do for them to be competitive with the better sides.

Final score crows 12.8.80 to the Dogs 4.4.28

Fairly average game, thanks for following along and sorry for the third quarter fade out, speak to you next week!

4th Quarter

After some technical dramas over the last 40 minutes we are back online to see if the Dogs can recover any pride in the last quarter.

7.37 Richard Douglas has extended the Crows lead with a goal to compliment his excellent game so far, still nothing through the big sticks since the first quarter for the Dogs. Crows 67 Dogs 16

14.16 Porplyzia has been subbed on for Mullet Walker, who it seems Sanderson has elected to rest for next week. The sting has well truly deserted this game as the Dogs play for pride and Adelaide control the footy. Crows 67 Dogs 16

20.11 Ripping fourth goal from Dangerfield who turns Picken inside out and kicks a beautiful drop punt on the run Crows 74 Dogs 16

Crows lead by 58 points, approaching the 66 point buffer very quickly, fair to say I’m starting to become very nervous, c’mon Dogs!!

22.56 GOAL TO THE DOGS! Cooney has bagged his third for the day thank god! He has been a rare high point for the Bulldogs today. Crows 74 Dogs 22

24.16 AND ANOTHER ONE! Macrae bobs up and certainly settles my nerves! Crows 74 Dogs 28, lead back down to 46 and I think the safe bet will survive another week!

Final siren. Kerridge will line up 15m out on a 54 degree after the siren to rub salt into the Bulldogs wound, he nails it Crows 80 Dogs 28 final score

3rd Quarter

Another goalless quarter for the Bulldogs as Adelaide pull right away. Scott Thompson really came to the fore and prospered in the wet weather whilst the pressure from the Bulldogs midfield fell away sharply. All of a sudden the Dogs (and I) are in a precarious position. Crows 61 Dogs 15

2nd Quarter

Plenty for the Dogs to build on after those last two goals, hopefully they come out with some confidence and really make a game of this.

Unbelievable couple of passages of play, comedy of errors in Adelaide at the moment, good old fashioned game of wet weather footy – even though the sun seems to be poking through

4.10 soft free kick to the Crows, tough spot on the fifty arc, Wright comes in and sprays it out on the full! Crows 16 Dogs 14

8.10 this game has been littered with shambolic turnovers so far. Even in the wet I was expecting better of Adelaide, who people seem to forget were one kick from a Grand Final last year

9.41 Deangerfield, playing at full forward at the moment has just kicked his and the Crows’ third with some help from Mullet Walker Crows 22 Dogs 14

14.46 Shocking turnover from Brett Goodes has ended in the hands of Mackay who snaps from fifty and dribbles the ball through Crows 28 Dogs 14

22.06 Bit of a stalemate on our hands even though Adelaide are dominating, Dogs struggling to move the ball past the wing at the moment. Midfielders are doing their bit maybe the half forwards need to work harder up the ground

1st Quarter

Dogs slipping in to the Dangerzone already – someone call Kenny Loggins,
That will be massive for Dangerfield, he is well overdue for a big game and has been costing me super coach points all year!

Absolutely pissing down over there at the moment, I reckon every Dogs supporter would have a smile on his/her face!

If anyone is wondering, Porplyzia is the sub for the crows whilst Stringer is wearing the vest for the Dogs on debut

Ridiculous from Liam Jones then, had way more time than he thought, really should have nailed a goal for the Dogs. Chances will be hard to come by in this torrential downpour

Looks very slippery out there – big test for the new sliding rule today. I’m predicting a couple of ridiculous reports/suspensions to come out of this game

Battle of the midfields so far in, Boyd and Cooner vs Sloane and Douglas, all four men have had plenty of it

Oh gee, I didn’t see who that dogs hacker was but he has dropped a sitter, luckily Thompson is unable to make them pay, this is going to be a close game – I can feel it

Long ball deep into the crows forward line, Dangerfield reads it best and finishes from 50cm out

Dangerfield absolutely closed lined after he released the footy. Free kick and fifty however he runs in and misses the set shot. All misses will be costly today, it has been an old fashioned scrap so far

Cooney and Boyd have just smashed in a goal each, those two doing everything for the dogs at the moment. Crows 15 – Dogs 14

Pre-Game

Good Afternoon everyone,

Crows and Dogs about to get under way from AAMI stadium.

Definitely expecting the Crows to win on a terrible looking day in Adelaide.

The Bulldogs should improve however with the inclusion of Boyd in the side, whilst Adelaide look a touch light on with the omission of Vince, Johncock and Van Berlo.

Reminding everyone that this game is my safe bet this week. all $170 worth of winnings so far this year is on the Bulldogs with a 66 point head start at 1.20, so go DOGS!

Jack Palazzo

Reports of overflowing and broken down bandwagons around the Punt rd area are becoming out of control.  The police have released a statement that if the Tigers beat the Pies this week then Melbourne’s population of bandwagon jumpers will skyrocket to a level not seen since Sheedy played in a back pocket. Richmond has won three games against sides that all finished outside of the eight and are declaring themselves premiership favourites. Imagine if they beat a credible team this week, I reckon they may fancy themselves in the federal election as well.

Hirdy is under investigation yet still coaching. Credible? I’m not sure, I think whilst this kind of major investigation is under way, the man ultimately responsible for jabbing nineteen year olds should temporarily step away. We also learnt that Melbourne, yes you heard right, Melbourne, have also been using peptides on their players. Now, I’m certainly no scientific expert on the matter, but based on the two clubs using peptides, they must be incredibly overrated, or the Demons were attempting to find a ‘tanking enhancing drug.’

Demetriou, faster than usual this time, disappointed every football supporter in the world. “State of origin has no place in football”. What? Everybody would like to see classic Victoria vs South Australia clashes again; everyone would like to revive the state rivalries of the eighties and nineties. Why is this man still speaking for every football supporter? The loss of representative football is one of the great tragedies of our game, alongside the sub and hands in the back rules. We are possibly the only sport in the world where players do not have the chance to compete for higher honours and it robs the players of a great privilege and the people of a great spectacle.

Friday

Sydney vs Geelong SCG 7.50pm

The two best cultures in the AFL clashing for the whole country to see under the Friday night microscope. I’m so excited for this game of footy, this is an old fashioned footy fans’ wet dream. Both sides have big lumbering ruckmen, both have marking targets in the forward line and both love to get the ball moving quickly through the middle. Geelong have had three difficult games in a row and if they fall behind against the premiers I do not think they will be able to claw their way back. Sydney have had a gentle beginning to the year but reminded everyone how good they are with an eleven goal burst in the third quarter against the roos last week. On the small ground Sydney uses the constricted area better than anyone and their gritty midfield will be too good at home. Swans by 14 points.

Saturday

Hawthorn vs Fremantle AU 2.10pm

Intriguing matchup, this one. Hawthorn have not put a foot wrong since being embarrassed by the Cats whilst the Dockers will be sore after surrendering a big lead to the Bombers at home last week. The travel will be too much for Freo who are without their skipper Pavlich. Hodge is improving every week and Hawthorn seem to be in a fantastic purple patch at the moment. Unfortunately for them, as they keep finding out, flags aren’t won in April. Hawks by 16 points.

Richmond vs Collingwood MCG 2.10pm

I know I shouldn’t be surprised but I am. This is unbelievable being touted as a traditional Saturday afternoon blockbuster, I’ll believe it when I see it. Richmond have not beaten anyone credible yet – nor have they had the opportunity, however I certainly will not give them a second thought until they do. Collingwood on the other hand, have looked strong aside from a poor half an hour last week. Pies by 24 points.

St. Kilda vs Essendon ES 4.40pm

I’m going to use one of the worst terms in footy here but this is shaping as a genuine ‘danger game’ for the Bombers. A lot is going on down at the hangar and I just don’t know how long they can keep playing with such high level emotion and intensity. Having said that, the Saints are shit so Dons by 17 points.

Gold Coast vs Port Adelaide MS 7.40pm

Difficult one to call up on the Gold Coast. Port have been in great form whilst the Suns have had nothing to smile about since surprising the Saints in round one. The second coming of Kane Cornes and the development of a whole host of promising young men has Port in second place – amazing I know. Gold Coast are still over reliant on Gazza who hasn’t looked right since mesmerizing the Saints a few weeks ago. Port by 4 points.

West Coast vs Carlton PS 7.40pm

The Weagles recorded their first win with a morale boosting thumping of Melbourne, who have been running teams into form since the 1800s. Their imposing forward line and impressive midfield depth will be too much for a Carlton side that can’t seem to pull their shit together for four quarters. Don’t be surprised to see a close one on the wide open spaces, however West Coast will find a way through Eagles by 8 points.

Sunday

Melbourne vs GWS MCG 1.10pm

It is a bit of a joke that this game is worth the same amount of premiership points as many others. This will be a testament to why the league should not have 18 teams. Melbourne are an absolute basket case but will surely fight back this week. GWS, whilst showing signs of improvement should not be able to contain a Melbourne side with a serious point to prove – I can’t believe I’m saying it but Dees by 5 points.

Adelaide vs Western Bulldogs AS 2.40pm

Not the foregone conclusion many people are predicting. Aside from last weeks horror show, the Bulldogs have been serviceable this season whilst Adelaide forward set up is a mess post Tippet. Walker is definitely missing his boyfriend and there is not much else to kick too. The crows’ midfield will be too strong, however only just. This is my safe bet this week, take the Bulldogs with a 66 point head start at 1.20 – massive mismatch in the market I think. Crows by 13 points.

North Melbourne vs Brisbane ES 4.40pm

Crucial match up. It is becoming do or die for North Melbourne so they really must win against the sides making up the numbers. Brisbane have not improved as much as their impressive pre-season suggested. North should have no problem winning in front of 17 people at Docklands. North by 25 points.

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April 13-14

Australia: I laughed. Even being at the game and watching the entire thing, I didn’t celebrate or say a word. I just laughed. For at least half an hour. Melbourne Victory’s ever so hilarious 2-1 win over Perth Glory in extra time is, quite simply, one of the most bizarre yet fantastically demented sporting events in recent times. Having lead for a large proportion of the match after some poor goalkeeping from Nathan Coe, Perth successfully won a penalty in the 85^th minute of regular time with the score already 1-0 to the Glory and the match seemingly out of the Victory’s reach. The talismanic Kiwi striker Shane Smeltz stepped up to the spot and proceeded to blast the ball into the crossbar whereby the ball was cleared from the area. Merely minutes later, a tug on the shirt of Andrew Nabbout in the Perth area gave Melbourne a stoppage time penalty, as well as a second yellow card to form Victory defender Steven Pantelidis. Mark Milligan proceeded to score his ninth goal and fifth penalty of the season. Less than five minutes into extra time, Archie Thompson was on the end of a Marco Rojas cross to give Melbourne the most unlikely of victories (2-1) and has set up a semi-final against Central Coast on Sunday.

Meanwhile in Adelaide, Brisbane Roar secured a comfortable 2-1 victory at Hindmarsh Stadium, with Dario Vidosic’s 89^th minute goal flattering to deceive just how smooth the victory was for the Queenslanders who led practically all game. Brisbane set up the other semi final with Western Sydney which was played last night, and through the power of me not being particularly good at handing in articles on the deadline, I can tell you the final result. As was predicted, Western Sydney has secured its place in the A-League grand final in just its first season in the league after easily accounting for the Roar 2-0 after goals from Dino Kresinger and Shinji Ono. The Wanderers were rarely threatened throughout the game, though its steadfast defence has been a hallmark of the club all season. Given the team finished on top of the table, Western Sydney will host the final on Sunday the 24^th, though whether it will be played at the home ground of Parramatta Stadium or the larger Sydney Football Stadium remains to be announced by the FFA.

Matches to watch: Well, there are only two left, and one is tomorrow. Go nuts.

England: Dare we dream? Manchester City’s deserved 2-1 win over Manchester United at Old Trafford on Tuesday has kept the Blue side of Manchester’s hopes just alive. With seven games to go and 12 points between the two teams, an even greater, and less likely, comeback than last year would be required for City to create sporting history once again and defend the unlikeliest of titles. Outside of Manchester, Arsenal and Chelsea kept their Champions League chances alive with narrow wins over West Brom and Sunderland respectively, meanwhile Tottenham faltered slightly as it drew 2-2 at home to Everton in what may prove costly at the end of the season. Swansea’s winless streak stretched to four games after drawing with Norwich, while Stoke’s relegation chances are increasing by the week after its loss to Aston Villa, who has now put distance between itself and the relegation zone thanks to Mathew Lowton’s almost definite goal of the season. However at the bottom end of the table, none of the bottom three were able to move out of the drop zone though Wigan secured an important point against QPR which has taken it level on points to a struggling Sunderland.

Matches to watch: Not much to choose from this weekend given the only match of interest (Chelsea v Tottenham) has been postponed due to Chelsea’s participation in the FA Cup semi-finals. The Tyneside Derby between Newcastle and Sunderland is bound to be spiteful and Newcastle would be glad to send Sunderland into the relegation zone come Monday morning.

Spain: This week certainly wasn’t a week of modesty for La Liga, as several thumpings were handed out by the top half of the table as the season pulls into its final two months. Despite playing a weakened side to account for the Champions League game against PSG, Barcelona made sure Lionel Messi’s absence wasn’t sorely missed as it trounced Mallorca 5-0 with Cesc Fabregas scoring a lazy three goals and laying on two assists for Alexis Sanchez; a result which 20^th placed Mallorca sorely did not need. The results for some other teams weren’t much better, with Real Madrid handing Levante a 5-1 lesson after coming from behind, while Betis won by the same score at hapless Granada, whose last win came at the start of February. Valencia has kept its Champions League spot hopes strong with a 94^th minute winner from Jonas gifting the team a dramatic 2-1 victory, meanwhile Deportivo has done its chances of surviving the drop no harm after it notched a tight 3-2 victory over fellow strugglers Zaragoza; now only one point separates the sides, with Deportivo sitting in 18^th and Zaragoza 17^th.

Matches to watch: There may be no match which is quite as important for Mallorca and Celta as the one this weekend. Languishing in 20^th and 19^th respectively, whoever can take advantage in this match will make great strides in surviving relegation for another season as Mallorca hosts the Galicians.

Germany: Well, it’s over. Already. With a lazy eight games yet to be played, Bayern Munich have already tied up the Bundesliga title this season, and with Pep Guardiola stepping into the managerial role next season, these aren’t good days to be a supporter of a German team which isn’t Bayern. Easily accounting for Frankfurt 1-0 away, Bayern will be able to focus all of its efforts on the Champions League semi final against Barcelona. Now that all that remains to be determined are the European spots for next season, particularly with Freiburg emerging as a surprise contender for a spot in the Champions League next season after accounting for Hannover last night to notch its third consecutive win. Dortmund had a slight scare against Augsburg, coming from behind to win 4-2 after Daniel Baier gave Augsburg a surprise 2-1 lead in the first half after he scored an impressive volley from outside the area. Meanwhile Hoffenheim secured an important win over Dusseldorf, further boosting the team’s survival hopes as its late season resurgence is edging it closer to safety.

Matches to watch: Schalke and Leverkusen play off in the clear tie of the week as both will be seeking to consolidate their places in the top four and stave off the teams which are just below them on the table.

Italy: Juventus look like romping home to a comfortable title win after its defeat of Pescara on the weekend. Leading by nine points with only seven games to go, an upset for either Napoli or AC Milan looks highly unlikely and would require a complete capitulation on behalf of Juventus to occur. In the Derby della Capitale, Francesco Totti’s penalty gave Roma a deserved point after Lazio’s Hernanes scored a belter of a goal in the first half from 20 metres. Meanwhile Inter lost in dramatic fashion after Denis’ hattrick gave Atalanta a 4-3 victory at the San Siro, furthering denting Inter’s Champions League hopes and highlighting the fall the club has suffered since the lofty heights of the Mourinho era. Palermo’s away win over Sampdoria has given the Sicilians a serious chance at surviving the drop, landing the club on 27 points and just goal difference from safety.

Matches to watch: Two big games will be played this weekend as AC Milan host second placed Napoli in the most important match of the season for both teams, meanwhile Lazio play Juventus at the Stadio Olimpico and will be hoping to secure a win to move into the top four, as well as putting off Juve’s title celebrations for at least one more week.

France: Lille did its chances of finishing in the top three no harm last weekend as it crashed five goals past Lorient, now leaving the club only two points behind third placed Saint-Etienne. It was furthered helped by Lyon’s poor form, with OL now having lost three on the trot in what must be a worrying trend for Remi Garde’s men. PSG look set to run away with the title following its 2-0 away win to Rennes, leaving the club seven points clear of second placed Marseille who managed a win against rivals Bordeaux, proving evermore worrying given Bordeaux’s fall down the table in recent years. Nancy’s amazing late-season form has continued, securing its third win in a row against relegation-bound Troyes to move the club just one point from safety.

Matches to watch: A very important match for Lille as it plays host to Marseille in what may end up being an important match come the end of season in regards to Champions League places.

Jack Palazzo

What a massive lead in to this round. This past week has been so long it almost feels like the off-season again.

Melbourne are a true basket case. Haven’t won a flag since the fifties, I’m betting they won’t make the eight again until the twenties. Neeld is not the man to lead them out of the wilderness, his message is quite clearly not being received. The Melbourne list is too choc full of youth and talent to be under-performing so severely. I’m feeling that they are being over-coached, with too much to think about nothing is done properly. Watts has been dropped this week, I think that’s a symbol of how tragic the club is, there have been a lot of average number ones, but I can’t remember one being dropped three games into their third season. All is not well at Melbourne and Cameron Schwab will surely not be the only man to fall, or be pushed as I suspect, on to his sword.

Is anyone else loving watching James Hird squirm? Don’t take me the wrong way Dons fans I have a lot of respect for him as a player, but my goodness seeing his txt messages in The Age and watching him continue trying to cover up their supplement program is too much for me. Dank has clearly turned on the club and is simply trying to protect himself. Although, back to the funny side, with the revelations that Hird himself has been taking drugs, imagine if TWO Essendon players were stripped of Brownlows. Shocking for the game, but gee I can’t help but smirk. The real tragedy is the young men at the club, would you, as a parent want your eighteen your old son being injected with god knows what? I wouldn’t have thought so. Demetriou said this morning we are seeing the tip of the iceberg, for the sake of the game, I hope he is wrong. Lastly to the credit of the players they seem to just be getting on with it – can’t argue with two from two, I’m impressed with them on-field to say the least. Shame they won’t be playing for premiership points this year!

Finally, and I don’t think they’ll win the flag, but how good must it be barracking for the Cats. I don’t think any supporters could possibly be more proud of any club ever. Their list is seemingly in transition but they still never give up. They were down and out against the Roos, six goals down and they once again scored in the last minute to secure the points – as Mr. Robert Palmer would say – simply irresistible.

Friday Night

Fremantle vs Essendon PS 8.40

Both these sides are undefeated and this shapes as a great game. However, I’m not sure how long the Bombers can play fuelled by anger and adrenalin. The Dockers seem to have bought in to the high pressure, Ross Lyon, brand of Football. It is an exciting time to be draped in purple because when their tall midfield fire they are hard to stop. The names simply don’t stack up and I don’t think the Bombers have anywhere near the same calibre of player anywhere on the ground. Dockers by 19 points.

Saturday

North Melbourne vs Sydney BA 1.45

There is an upset on the cards here. Even though North Melbourne are scared of winning games, they have been close against some quality opposition. Sydney looked underdone to me, and is lucky to have been served up two byes in the first two rounds by the harbour loving AFL. Perhaps they scheduled their pre-season to hit their straps at round one. In any case, Sydney’s quality will come to the fore in the last quarter of this game at about the same time North realise they are a chance of winning and proceed to drop their bundle. Josh Kennedy to manhandle the young North midfield and Sydney by 14 points.

Melbourne vs West Coast MCG 2.10

Thirty people are expected to roll up to watch the dees roll over. I would love to know the feeling, that all Melbourne supporters have, of choosing not your seat, but which stand you want to sit in today. West Coast by 60 points.

Greater Western Sydney vs St. Kilda MO 4.40

Genuinely tricky one to call. St. Kilda clearly over-rate themselves, I’m continually amazed by the propaganda pushing the idea that the Saints are havng one more crack at the flag with their old brigade. Um, hmmm, this is awkward – you lost to the suns and the tigers #nufsaid. However I think the embarrassment will end this weekend and they’ll get their first of not many wins. Saints by 18 points.

Geelong vs Carlton ES 7.40

Very much looking forward to this one. Very hard game to pick, how long can the Cats stay up for? Their never say die attitude is admirable but surely they can’t do it three weeks in a row. Well some would say surely three flags in five years couldn’t be done but here we are. The Blues simply can’t match it with the best for four quarters however I think they are slowly closing the gap. This is a vital game for Carlton because not only are they winless now, they may be winless in three weeks time as well. Selwood vs Judd and Hawkins vs Jamison are the key matchups to game that is a coin flip for me. Due to pedigree Cats by 4 points.

Gold Coast vs Brisbane MS 7.40

The fifth edition of this artificially constructed rivalry which mainly consists of pot shots from the coaches. Dubbed the Q-Clash, it needs another close one, because this lame attempt at creating a rivalry needs a shot in the arm. First time the Suns are chance of winning without it being considered an upset. It’s all about Gazza, if he grabs the pill forty times and snags four sausage rolls – suns win. Hard to give a reason why he wouldn’t really, I mean, who plays on him? Despite that, I think Rockliff and Zorko will do enough through the middle Lions by 9 points.

Sunday

Richmond vs Western Bulldogs ES 1.10

Closer than people think but the Tigers are 2-0 without hitting their straps and the Dogs reminded everyone last week just how much work there is to be done. It is the kind of game that ‘Old Richmond’ would have found a way to lose. Boyd may come back for the puppies which is very important. With him winning hard ball, Cotchin and Deledio may see less of it. However with Riewoldt and Vickery in form, the Tigers have too many weapons. Tigs by 27 points.

Collingwood vs Hawthorn MCG 3.20

Two impressive wins so far from an underdone Collingwood. Whilst Hawthorn seemed to overcome their first round embarrassment by destroying the Eagles last week. This is undoubtedly the match of the round as these premiership contenders jostle for early bragging rights. The Hawks have won the last three against the Pies with Mitchell and Franklin firing every time. Ben Reid will have his hands full whilst Swan will simply have to try and win more footy. Cloke has been quiet so far this season; the big occasion Sunday afternoon would be the perfect time for him to step up particularly as the Q-stick will most likely be required in the ruck. Hawthorn’s form seems to strong though Hawks by 12 points.

Port Adelaide vs Adelaide AS 4.10

Showdown XXXIV. Haven’t said it for a while but Port seem to be the form team. I know they haven’t really beaten anyone of note but you can only smash the duds the AFL put in front of you. Adelaide on the other hand seem to be struggling in their post-Tippet forward line. Walker is not in on the goals and their midfield is not reaching the dizzy heights of a preliminary final last year. Whilst I think the Crows will find a way through and win, it is going to be very close. As a result, Port Adelaide with a 30 point head start at $1.30 is my safe bet of the round.

Still, Crows by 5 points.

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5th – 7th April

James Manton

Australia: Western Sydney Wanderer’s dream first season climaxed (you’re allowed to giggle) with a highly impressive, 3-0 away victory against Newcastle on Friday, capping off an unexpectedly impressive season from Tony Popovic’s men, whose long ball tactics and watertight defense have proven a notable point of difference in an increasingly technical league all season long. As a result, the Wanderers (and Central Coast which finished second after giving Melbourne Heart its fifth consecutive defeat) will have a week off in preparation for its first ever finals game. Melbourne Victory has also come into the finals with a win after recording a rather fortuitous win in Wellington after a late, and somewhat sneaky, Archie Thompson strike gave the visitors a 3-2 victory, consigning Wellington Phoenix to the wooden spoon and much soul searching during their off-season. Sydney FC’s late tilt for a finals berth failed to come to fruition after its defeat to Brisbane on Thursday and Perth Glory’s 1-1 draw with Adelaide, leading the Western Australian team to take Sydney’s place in the top six and for a tough away draw against Melbourne Victory tonight.

Matches to watch: The finals are upon on so depending on which team you support, there is your answer. Melbourne Victory and Perth Glory are playing tonight at Etihad Stadium in what will be a physical game for the undermanned Victory outfit, who will most likely once again play numerous teenagers in its starting eleven, while Adelaide play host to Brisbane Roar on Sunday afternoon with the Roar attempting to defend its title from a very difficult position.

England: Will Manchester United lose already so the rest of us can feel just the slightest bit happy with our lives? Even when playing poorly, United still managed a 1-0 away win at Sunderland thanks to an own goal from Titus Bramble; a result which now means that United have not lost since November 2012 in the Premier League. With a 15 point lead and eight games to go, the season is effectively over and now all that remains to be sorted are the various European places. Rafa Benitez’s inside job to force Chelsea to miss Champions League football for the first time since 2001 is coming along without a hitch following an away defeat to resurgent Southampton. Now only two points above fifth, Chelsea’s Champions League hopes are far from stable and the back-end of the season may just prove disastrous for the Blues. Arsenal, Everton, and Liverpool’s European hopes are all still alive as all three recorded victories over the weekend, further damaging Chelsea’s claims for a European spot. Wigan once again has proven to be the troll of the Premier League after its win against Norwich on Sunday, moving the northern England side out of the relegation zone at the expense of Aston Villa, which was unable to repeat its away victory at Anfield earlier in the season, suffering a 2-1 loss. QPR and Reading however look doomed to suffer relegation at the end of season after both teams lost on the weekend. Seven points from safety with seven games to go, survival looks very dim for both teams, however Harry Redknapp’s job has been guaranteed for next season no matter what the result at the end of the season.

Matches to watch: While the Tottenham v Everton “Bridesmaids” Derby is tempting given both teams’ European aspirations, the Manchester “Manchester” Derby is the highlight of the weekend. Manchester United will be looking to assure the Premier League title with a victory while Manchester City will be seeking to if not keep its faint title hopes alive, claim bragging rights for the week.

Spain: If there is going to be a week Lionel Messi isn’t mentioned in this article, it certainly isn’t this week. Messi’s phenomenal run of consecutive games scored in came to a fore against Celta as he scored in his 19^th straight match; the first time any player has scored against all 19 other La Liga clubs in a row. The goal was also his 43^rd in the league this season, as well as his 56^th in all competitions. While Barcelona were not able to win the match, finishing with a 2-2 draw, Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid, and four of the other top eight teams also drew in what was a uninfluential week for the top half of the table; Málaga being the main mover having overtaken Valencia into fifth and now within one point of a guaranteed Champions League place for next season. Meanwhile at the other end of the table, Deportivo secured an invaluable 3-2 win against fellow relegation fodder Mallorca in what was its second win in a row, leaving the club only four points from safety with nine matches to go. With a match against 17^th placed Zaragoza next week, Deportivo are in the ideal position to move itself off the bottom of the table towards safety. The much hyped Atlético Madrid and Valencia match ended in indifference as the final score was 1-1, both goals scored within the first six minutes, with Falcao scoring his 22^nd goal of the season.

Matches to watch: The final spot for the Champions League may very well be decided this week as Real Sociedad host Málaga in what shapes as a crucial match for both teams, however the real highlight is at the other end of the table as Deportivo play fellow strugglers Zaragoza as both teams try to avoid the drop.

Germany: Bayern München is feasibly the only side in the world which can lay claim to being as good as Barcelona and Real Madrid, and if you need any proof of that claim then look no further than its lazy 9-2 victory over Hamburg on the weekend. Former Chelsea players Claudio Pizarro and Arjen Robben scored four and two goals respectively, with Pizarro also claiming two assists to cap a reasonable performance for the Peruvian striker. While Bayern’s lead on the table has not increased, with seven games to go and 20 points in hand, the German giants are only two points from mathematically wrapping up the Bundesliga title. The Champions League aspirants below the league leaders also aren’t easing up despite the fact that title race is over, with Dortmund, Leverkusen, Schalke, and Frankfurt all recording victories, fighting for the three Champions League spots available. There was very little joy in the bottom half of the table as none of the bottom eight recorded a win; the bottom four all suffering losses. Hoffenheim and Greuther Fürth both look like their relegation credentials have already been stamped, with both a long way from safety yet only seven games to move out of the bottom three.

Matches to watch: Frankfurt is a bee’s proverbial from a Champions League spot at the moment will be seeking to return to the competition it won in 1960 for the first time in a long time, however a touch home game against Bayern stands between them and re-overtaking Schalke into the lucrative fourth spot.

Italy: Internazionale were dealt a hefty blow on the weekend when it lost at home to its great rivals Juventus 2-1. Inter have struggled ever since Jose Mourinho left the Milan giants to manage Real Madrid in 2009, and its struggles to succeed in the league has led to its struggles to qualifying for the Champions League this season. Inter’s saving grace will be the fact that Fiorentina also lost to Cagliari as well as played its game in hand on Thursday, defeating Sampdoria to move the Milanese to only one point behind the Florentines. Juventus, Napoli, and AC Milan all kept their places at the top of the table with solid victories, Napoli playing an eight-goal thriller against Torino which ended 5-3, Blerim Džemaili scoring a hattrick and Edinson Cavani scoring two late goals to seal the win. Pescara’s horrendous form has continued with a 3-0 away loss to Parma, leaving the club with only one point since the start of January. Pescara’s loss was compounded by Palermo’s win over Roma, moving the Sicilians to within just three points of safety.

Matches to watch: Fiorentina and Milan play in the undoubted tie of the round, with both teams seeking to consolidate a position in the top three and Champions League for next season.

France: Lyon’s poor form over the past month doesn’t look like abating, suffering its second consecutive loss, this time at home to Sochaux. Now eight points behind PSG, Lyon’s title hopes are fading quickly and the club may need to worry about playing in Europe next season more so than any potential league success. PSG has kept its lead at the top of the table with a comfortable 1-0 win over Montpellier, while second placed Marseille also had a narrow 1-0 win against Nice, shoring up both clubs league and Champions League credentials. While the top of the table is beginning to solidify, the bottom is opening up with only eight points between last and 14^th. Nancy’s second win in two weeks, this time against Rennes, has moved the club off the bottom of the table and to within four points of safety, while Sochaux’s strong win over Lyon has moved it out of the bottom three and equal on points with both Reims and Evian. The end of the season will certainly be interesting at the bottom of the table with seven clubs all capable of suffering the disastrous drop. Valenciennes and Bastia played out the match of the week in a seven-goal thriller; two goals to Valenciennes and one to Bastia in the last 10 minutes giving the victory to Valenciennes.

Matches to watch: Who doesn’t love a good game between two scrappers? Nancy and Troyes play off in what could be considered a relegation final and one which may be crucial for one team and disastrous for the other.